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July 22, 2012
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When I showed my mom this picture… she:

Then I said he's British:

When I let my older brother read my Male!Reader x Prussia lemon story:

And I'm like:

He said Hetalia sucks, so I:

That moment you know life hates you when your mom comes into your room, while you're reading mature America x England Doujinshi

At first, she:

And then:

My dad comes to see what's going on, then looks at the computer screen:

And I:

My older brother must have heard my mom squealing, so he came in:

Looks at the computer screen:

Then looks back at me:

And I'm like:


Then he:

My mom is still:


My dad is:

And I finally just:


:iconmeplz::iconsaysplz: America, England, read this doujinshi!

They're like:

Then America:

While England:

With France watching:

Then he:

My first time ever reading a lemon:

Had to stop for a bit:

After reading the rest:

But if France showed up:

When an idea for a story comes to me:

And I'm like:


But then, I suddenly get writers-block half way through:


How me and America shop:


My friend smiles sparkly, while I:

When I'm reading awesome fanfics, and someone bothers me:

When watching episode 48 at this part…;:

But the creepy guy covers England's mouth:

When a USUK fan-girl disses a FRUK fan-girl, I'll sit there going:

But then they start a war-like fight, and I'm:

When I'm trying to explain 'awesome' is spelled P-R-U-S-S-I-A to someone, they're:

If you think France is near:

Luckily, it was just Russia-cat:

But then, you look out the window:

And you:

If I were to put makeup on, it'd go like this:

If I found America or England passed out:

When I see Spain and Romano's country flags together, I start talking about Romano loving Spain, but he won't admit it, while the people around me:





The doujinshi thing happened a few days ago. MY DOOR IS FOREVER LOCKED. :iconwthenglandplz: I also have writers block. :iconheaddeskplz: My family is very...odd, which explains me. :iconenglandderpplz:
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ActivateBird Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 lucky you! i don't have a lock on my door!... I once was reading a fic that was rated mature and i didn't know until my dad picked up my phone.....i hate those moments...
SeraphimBeatz Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I just got caught red handed reading a Mature RusAme Fanfiction >.>; I hadn't continued on it in days so I was hype to start back up.


*Dad asks to use the computer*

*Opens a new tab and lets him use it*

*He finishes and closes tab*

*Sees the Fanfiction and Starts Reading*


Papa: What is this?

Me: U-uhm...a Story?


|D....:iconheaddeskplz: FML


Papa: I don't want you reading this stuff no more.

Me: Okay..... -thinking- Damn I wanna finish reading that.


italiandoublerainbow Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, I'm thinkin' bout making one of these. But how do u dot? :P ?
italiandoublerainbow Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It not 'dot'
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
this reminds me of the time my mother caught me making a hetalia yaoi amv. :iconheaddeskplz:
Bad-Touch-Treo Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
BWAHAHAH! Oh my I nearly pissed my self reading this! Love it! <3
KoolBeansAreKool Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Doujinshi. Link. Now.
Mew-Ayame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It was one of these [link] though I fail at remembering which one since my mind is the size of dust. You have to be a member of the USxUK community to read them, though.
KoolBeansAreKool Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
DAMN IT D:< I shall join...Hehehehee~
babybear10 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer

I wanna know what else your dad said...
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